Photo 18 Apr 1 note Julius and Penelope are quickly becoming best friends. Also today is this pretty lady’s first birthday!!! #happybirthdaypenny #penny #rat #ratstagram #loveher

Julius and Penelope are quickly becoming best friends. Also today is this pretty lady’s first birthday!!! #happybirthdaypenny #penny #rat #ratstagram #loveher

Text 18 Apr 176,089 notes

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

(Source: acklesism-has-moved)

via pizza ✌.
Text 18 Apr 855 notes

copperbadge:

waitingforthet:

When it comes to superheroes, I’m less “who would win in a fight” and more “who would sing what on karoke night?”

Less “could x beat up y” and more “what would x cook if s/he knew y was coming over for dinner?”

Put the two together and you get SUPERHERO IRON CHEF. 

I would watch the hell out of Steve Rogers going head to head with Clark Kent in a cooking competition 

Video 18 Apr 167,395 notes

(Source: citizenscully)

Video 18 Apr 205,013 notes

(Source: peggybundyy)

via pizza ✌.
Photo 18 Apr 14,985 notes zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

image

Text 18 Apr 111,680 notes

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

image

Bucky knows what’s up

(Source: hama0n)

Video 18 Apr 87,720 notes

intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

The Creepface online search engine can be found here

REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

via pizza ✌.
Video 18 Apr 12,754 notes

ruben-lara:

herlandian:

mainheaux:

Look at this contouring god

Girls are magic 

Is it safe to call this drag?
Because thats what im calling it.

Photo 18 Apr 267 notes 
Looking for more relatable posts?

Design crafted by Prashanth Kamalakanthan. Powered by Tumblr.