Julius and Penelope are quickly becoming best friends. Also today is this pretty lady’s first birthday!!! #happybirthdaypenny #penny #rat #ratstagram #loveher
no but seriously how cute is the word tummy
you can talk so seriously about stomachs
but as soon as someone drops the tummy word
everyone is like (●´∀｀●)
When it comes to superheroes, I’m less “who would win in a fight” and more “who would sing what on karoke night?”
Less “could x beat up y” and more “what would x cook if s/he knew y was coming over for dinner?”
Put the two together and you get SUPERHERO IRON CHEF.
I would watch the hell out of Steve Rogers going head to head with Clark Kent in a cooking competition
When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
Bucky knows what’s up
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Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.
Look at this contouring god
Girls are magic
Is it safe to call this drag?
Because thats what im calling it.